Wanna read the most annoying middle school chapter book in the history of middle school chapter books? Of course, you do. Who wouldn’t?
After a lifetime of writing for movies and television and video games and the 5th graders at Spiritridge Elementary, I finally wrote a book. So, please stop hounding me, Mom.
It’s a comic, middle school set, first-in-a-series chapter book called “The Super Secret Stewart Switching Society.”
It’s about thirteen-year old Stewart Ames, the worst middle school bully in the history of middle school bullies, who really, really, really hates his life. It’s about websites for three thousand year old mystical organizations and the perils of sleeping in your underwear. It’s about pillows with vitally important information and whether or not to take video game action figures out of their boxes. It’s about highly suspicious ferrets and reading the stupid manual before you leave the house.
It’s about family and friends and teachers and assistant principals and besties and bullies and home and school and macramé stores and tow trucks and school busses and horse statues and spiral bound notebooks.
Most importantly, it’s only $2.99 and available as a downloadable e-book. So, why not?
If you’re unsure about whether or not “The Super Secret Stewart Switching Society” might be your cup of tea, then please go to amazon.com (click here) and read the free 33-page sneak peak. If you aren’t thoroughly entertained by that first 33 pages… then buy a copy anyway because it doesn’t really get good until around page 48.
Thank you for your kind attention.